It's Thursday, which usually means that basketball fans have some exciting NBA action to look forward to. The first game of tonight's nationally televised double header pits the San Antonio Spurs against the Miami Heat. What a great game! The defending champs taking on the aging dynasty, a battle of the Big Threes! I can't wait to see what happ—
Well played, Pop. You've gone from trolling sideline reporters to sticking it to every basketball fan in America. We are impressed.